how can you be sad when this exists
Sometimes I’m gonna have to lose.
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books (x)
today is apparently national kissing day and no one is kissing me?????? rude illegal and unpatriotic
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
the german team could gang bang me six times in a row
Can we just.